Waste hours of your life...

This game Line Rider is like crack. Evan told me about it, so you can thank him after this game steals all your time away, causing you to: lose your job, fall behind on your bills, lose all your belongings, get evicted, and, ultimately, one day find that you've become a broken, seedy vagrant who performs unspeakable sexual acts in back alleys in order to scrape up enough money to go to the nearest internet cafe and play five minutes' worth of Line Rider. Thanks, Evan. Thanks.